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I Wish I Had a PS5 – Christmas 2021 Edition

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Merry Christmas everyone, hope you all get what you wanted this year!

Yo Its Christmas 2021
Were all lookin to have a little bit of fun , ya
I saw that big box under that Christmas tree and I ripped it open

I wish I had a PS5 but inside there’s an Xbox series X inside
I really wish I had a ps5,
so I could go play those games with all my friends online
I really wish I had a ps5,
but there’s a Series X inside
I really wish I had a PS5,
I wish I had a PS5

I got a couple months of free Game Pass
Everyone left out the fact that the list is a bunch of games that suck ass
Automatically upgraded, but better graphics and framerate
yea don’t fix gameplay that’s outdated
I realized now why they have quick resume on this bitch
Cause it’s hard to tell which of these games that will scratch that itch

Option paralysis while I’m in deep analysis of where my life went wrong
Ooo where it went wrong
I can’t play any of the games that I want
With an ocean in front of me and a water purifier
I’m so thirsty for a game that is finished and not Crackdown 3
Not Crackdown 3

Ok so we just got Forza Horizon 5
But I don’t like games where all I can do is drive
Ok, so I’ll hop on Psyconauts 2
But I’d rather be playing Ratchet & Clank or Returnal ooo

Never mind I guess they launched Halo Infinite
I’ll just play some co-op
Wait, what do you mean it’s not in the game?
6 months I have to wait?
Wasn’t this supposed to be a launch title last year?
Hold up, wait…no forge?
I can’t make my own content?
Restricted ranked playlists online?
Hold up wait…Battle Pass
Hold on, wait a second
so, if this game was released and hyped by everyone
Aaand it’s not finished, it’s still….

Oh, it doesn’t star a lesbian? Ok
Theres no chicks with biceps that curl a car?
Ok, I, I, I Guess that makes sense
And no golf club murders?
Alright I guess that makes sense

I wish I had a PS5 but inside there’s an Xbox series X inside
I really wish I had a ps5, so I could go play those games with all my friends online

They didn’t even leave me with a gift receipt
Not that the PS5 is in stock anyways but like
I guess I’ll just play my switch

#PS5
#Xmas
#2021

Lyrics written and recorded by Chase Holton
Published by GameClub Records
Acting and Video Editing by Sean McCann

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